AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Peketan. - I'm Juma.
- I'm Harada.
- I'm Himawari. - I'm Mushi.
We usually do a story meeting once every two weeks or once every month,
but we don't think about it every day, do we?
Basically, in the second half of the year or even before that,
we all think about it.
So, if you think, "Oh no, I have to think of a story,"
you'll think of it, right?
We often hear, "Oh no, I have to think of a story."
- We say it a lot. - It's a word that everyone says every day.
- We say it like twice a month. - Yeah.
So, if you think, "Oh no, I have to think of a story,"
you'll think of something great by the end of the year.
So, we want you to think, "Oh no, I have to think of a story."
Even if you say, "Think of a story,"
- we'll say, "I'll think of a story." - Yeah.
So, we'll have you think of a story in a place of hell.
- I've prepared hell for you. - What?
There's a place of hell called "shimekiri."
If you can't think of a story, you'll think of a place of hell
where you can say, "What are you doing?"
But we have a really simple place of hell for you.
A place you don't like. A situation you don't like.
We'll have you think of a story there.
- But if you really don't like it, you won't think. - Yeah.
There's a place of hell where you can say, "Well, if it's only for an hour, I guess I can go."
- Oh! - Yeah.
Our motivation is to free you from hell.
- That's our only motivation. - Yeah.
If you come up with one, you might be able to go back.
But it's not about the moment you come up with it.
- It's about when you're adopted by me. - Yeah.
Once every 15 years, my assistant will go collect your stories.
- I'll look at the stories you've collected. - I see.
If you look at the story with an equal mindset and say, "Let's adopt this person,"
- you'll be freed. - Oh!
- So you'll definitely get it? - Definitely.
- Even if it's 10 years ago? - I'll get it for sure.
I'll look at it from the viewer's point of view and from 10 years ago's point of view.
I'll say, "I want to watch this video. It sounds fun."
- I'll react equally. - I see.
Do you really have a good point, Tetsuya-san?
- Of course! I've made a standard for myself 10 years ago. - Yeah.
Tetsuya, you have a story you like.
You're a weirdo. Just listen to the title of the video.
- Hahaha! - Tetsuya! Tetsuya!
Of course, in 10 years, I like stories that are popular with the public.
- They're popular with the public, but not for me. - Yeah, that's true.
- Everyone has their own stories. - Yeah.
- So I'll pick a story that I like or that anyone can accept. - Yeah.
- If you can handle both, you'll get it. - Wow!
I said I'll collect stories every 15 minutes, but you can write as many as you like.
- You can write one story or write five stories. - Yeah.
But you can only pick one.
If you can't handle all of them, you can't do it. You can't do it for 15 minutes.
- You can't do it. - Wow!
- If the main stories overlap, you'll definitely pick one of them. - Yeah.
I was sleeping in the beginning.
- When everyone was about to fall asleep... - Oh!
- I was about to broadcast it. - I see.
- I'll announce my stories now. - Okay.
- You'll draw lots. - Oh, lots.
- Okay, who will go first? - I'll go!
- Oh, there it is! - Okay...
- Shall we start? - Stories of hell...
- Write them down once every 10 minutes! - Wow!
- No way! - Wow!
- That was a good one! - No way!
- This is really... - If you don't write it down quickly...
- Your body will break. - Until you hear it, it's like you didn't go to hell.
- Yeah. - The moment you grab it and drink it...
- You're completely sober. - If I did that, I'd be crushed.
- I'll go! - Okay.
My hell...
- Cooler, lowest temperature room... - No way!
- No way!
- It's cold as hell! - It's cold as hell!
- The outfit is...this? - You can't wear it anymore.
- Just one mochi is too much! - Can I show you mine?
- This is mine! - While riding a spinning machine...
- It's crazy!! - He's concentrating!!
- His rib cage has gotten wider! - Yeah, it's pretty good for a car.
- This is funny! - It's small for your eyes!
- Let's go there together. - Okay!
- I'll go first! - Okay!
- He keeps hitting a flying ball!! - Oh, that's it!!
- If you go to the room, you'll know. - I don't like this.
It's fixed because you say "please" in this position.
- It's hard! - You can't say it in a different way.
- It's okay. - What was the other one?
- I'll go first. - Yes, I'll go first.
- "Obusotaro". - Is it okay?
- Here it is. - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's hard! - It's hard!
- Simple is the worst. - Now you'll take turns.
When I say "ready, start"...
- I'll tell you the theme. - Okay.
You'll think of a video with a different theme.
If you say it now, no one will know what it is.
- You'll know it only after you know it. - I see.
- If you say it too much, you can't say it. - I see.
- You can take turns once every 30 minutes. - As you like.
- Okay. - We all want to go far.
- We want to make a good video. - Really?
- Let's do our best! - Let's do it!
"Hellish Jokes Evasion" Start!
Now that we're ready for "Hellish Jokes Evasion", I'd like you to announce each topic and decide which topic you'd like me to talk about.
I won't say what I want you to say.
The first topic is...
Videos related to social distancing
The second topic is...
Bottles
The third topic is...
Flores
The fourth topic is...
The sea
And the last topic is...
Masks
I'd like you to announce each topic and say "Ready, start!" out loud.
Okay.
Got it.
Okay, I'll send you the keywords.
Okay.
Wow, I see.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I see.
Good evening.
Ready!
Start!
"Hellish Jokes Evasion" has begun.
I don't know when the topic will reach me, but let's look forward to it.
Each of you will come up with ideas that will make the most of Hell.
I'm extremely bored.
Good night.
You know what?
I've been assigned to be in charge of the bathroom.
I think this is just a little bit of Hell, but...
well...
since you're drinking alcohol...
you might want to pee or vomit, so...
I guess I can't help it in this room.
So, this might be the last time you'll see me in a cheerful mood.
Okay, everyone.
Let's move on to the other people's scenes.
Oh...
It's okay at first, but...
if I say this for a long time, I'll catch a cold.
It's cold.
Um...
Oh, no. I can't think of anything.
What is this?
Ouch!
Oh, no.
I think I went too far.
It's almost 5 minutes left. It's about time for Mr. Bushi to drink tequila.
It's been 10 minutes.
That's fast.
Please drink it.
Thank you for the drink.
It's good.
Thank you for the drink.
Ouch!
Whoa!
Boss.
Yes?
The document has arrived.
Yes, please send it!
It's here!
Fish VS Food
Definitely eat them all VS Catch a lot of them in a battlefield
One person will eat them.
Others will fish.
There is a time limit.
Prepare a small fish and start.
That's where you can catch a big fish.
I see.
This is pretty interesting, isn't it?
Oh, there's another one!
How many masks do you have to put together to breathe?
Remove the minimum required amount and wear a mask
Four people change and wear one mask a day and if someone gives up, they lose
"For the penalty game, search "omoshiro mask" and wear the mask you bought for a week"
Wow, I see!
I see some good ones at the end of hell
Usually, when it comes up in a comedy show, it's all "oh"
Is this guy okay?
Oh, he's up
I'll send it
I sent it!
Um...
I heard you say "I sent it to that wobbly guy over there"
Throw a variety of balls into the mouth of the test bottle
It doesn't end until you succeed
Beans, beans, and other things
Even if you didn't say this, I'd know who it was
I'll finish it off!
I'll finish it off with these three jokes
I just barely made it
"Barely" is okay
Let's see how many of you sent it in one go
First pro-wrestler
Low-weight pro-wrestling battle
Pro-wrestling match with low-weight massagers
Six people vs. a pro-wrestler
If there are six people, a pro-wrestler can beat them
Poison slashing quiz
Take poison slashing from Shibayu
And guess what poison slashing he's using
Let's decide on one of these
Hmm...let's see...
I've decided
The topic decided at the first topic meeting
Here it is
Fishing vs. food
Definitely eat up all of it vs. eat a lot of it
Cleaning battle
Tell this person you're free
If you're done, let's move on to the next song
Your song has been chosen
Please go home
Everyone, let's start the second round!
- Which means... - Second round!
I couldn't go home.
Ready...
Start!
The second round has started.
One person has been released.
Oh, it's this person.
- Yes. - The one who gave me that song.
- It was a step up for me. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - The simplicity of small fish and the difficulty of big fish.
- As far as I know, you've already received 100 points. - Oh, I see.
- Thank you for helping me with the toilet. - No, thank you.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
[The second round has started.]
Oh, it's the second round's first song.
Take a Tobirogu and get ready.
- Hikyori Bingo. - Hahaha!
- Huh? - Huh?
I don't know what you're saying.
This person doesn't have enough explanation.
Oh, it's the next song.
Pro-wrestling.
An amateur-filled big-fish-swimming competition.
This is definitely Toshimitsu's song.
Make your opponent swim and win.
The one with the most losses wins.
Pro-wrestling.
Who is being challenged by a pro-wrestler?
Pro-wrestling weak at techniques.
If your technique matches your pro-wrestling nickname, you get points.
Well, it's kind of like the second round.
I don't feel like I'm going to win.
Well, let's wait for the other guys.
[The second round has started.]
Oh, that was dirty.
[The second round has started.]
It's cold.
[The second round has started.]
I can't wear a mask.
Now, we have a new "pet bottle."
"The one with the most losses wins with the original "pet bottle" rocket launch power."
Are you aiming for my taste?
Here's another one.
If you sink your hand, you might beat a pro- wrestler.
Hmm...
No way!
Even if I win, I won't get that excited.
Oh, it's over.
Let's choose from here.
Personally, I thought I could do this.
Here is the second person who adopted it.
Pro-wrestling technique weakening.
If the technique you did with the name of the pro- wrestler is the same as the technique you actually did, you get points.
This is it.
I like muscle bears.
There are easy-to-understand names and completely different names.
A dangerous-looking name is surprisingly dangerous.
An ordinary name is surprisingly dangerous.
There is such a thing, so if you don't know pro- wrestling at all, I hope you can do this.
Excuse me.
The story was the worst.
Please go home.
It's over.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's you.
Were you a pro-wrestler?
I'm a pro-wrestler.
What did you adopt?
Pro-wrestling technique weakening.
This is a little funny.
Then you can go home now.
I will go home.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes.
There is a change in the theme.
Please change the theme.
Yes.
Then I will hope for the time being.
Boss, Fumu, everyone, change the theme.
Everyone?
Okay.
Keyboard.
This is a very fixed theme for me.
Insect.
This is wide.
Jogging.
I gave you a good theme.
Please tell each other.
Ready, start!
The theme has changed.
It may come unexpectedly.
Please look forward to it.
Using nothing but insects, recreate the taste and appearance of insects.
Oh, recreate the taste and appearance of insects.
Huh?
Oh, here's the first one.
Using nothing but insects, recreate the taste and appearance of insects.
It doesn't have much to do with the taste of insects, does it?
It's a little cold, isn't it?
There are five minutes left, but there is still one left.
I wonder if the theme was a little difficult this time.
Oh, it's here.
Budget 10,000 yen.
First Keyboard Crusher Championship.
The one who breaks the keyboard more flashy for 10,000 yen wins.
Destroy while echoing like a real keyboard crusher.
Oh, I see, I see.
An interesting correction of insects.
Like a comic book.
Oh, I see.
Oh, another insect person.
Even if you do insect and bird rescue actions humanly, you may be popular.
It's a matter of who you do it for, isn't it?
It's very difficult for a woman who doesn't know and puts her face forward to play a keyboard.
Oh, it's over.
Is this the only one this time?
Oh, it's boring.
It feels like the third time.
I also feel like it's right after writing the theme.
I'm starting to lose my sense of it.
It makes me feel funny.
All right, I've decided.
Here is the third Keyboard Crusher Championship.
Budget 10,000 yen.
First Keyboard Crusher Championship.
Tell me how you feel about it.
Excuse me.
Yes.
The meta has passed.
What? Really?
Yay!
You're kidding, right?
That passes?
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Yay!
Really?
Huh?
The meta has passed.
Oh, no!
The meta has passed.
I'm scared.
Oh, you!
What do you think of it?
It's just right for you.
I've learned about the scale of 10,000 yen.
If you had won something like that for 3,000 yen in a hanging championship,
it would have been interesting.
Thank you very much.
All right!
I'm happy.
You all look like manga artists who have been decided to be published.
I'm happy about it, too.
Yay!
Let's start the 4th episode.
Ready, set, go!
So far, we haven't had a bad episode.
Let's hope it'll end in 1 hour and 15 minutes.
Oh, here it is.
It's an insect type.
Isn't there something stronger than insect- resistant human-type insects?
Oh, we got something else.
Let's look for insect-resistant human-type insects other than flower insects.
Flower insects...
This is what it means.
It says it's a type of flower insect.
This is dangerous.
And it hurts. I hate it.
The one who has made cockroaches the cutest wins.
Evil-type cockroaches will be given away.
I'm scared of the explanation.
It's okay to become a human-type on the way.
If you become a human-type on the way, you can do anything.
I really want to get rid of sparrows.
Wow, it's hot!
This is hot!
This is what they do on TV at 6 and a half.
Oh, here it is.
I thought it was a sparrow's nest, but it was actually a mirrored shinobu.
Wait a minute...
Hick-tog!
What's up with you?!
What is this person saying?
Oh, here it is.
Insects are amazing.
Insect-insertion-draw-out battle.
Two people go on a trip, and one person does insect- like things.
Just like how you say, 'Fly away, grasshopper!',
you draw out an insect-insertion.
Oh, I see...
[Laughter]
[Bell rings]
Ah, it's over! It's over! It's over!
[Laughter]
Huh? Wait a minute...
Didn't we only draw out insects?
Huh? You're kidding me, right?
Rather than just people from hell...
Leaving aside "fish eater Shinobi-san,"
"scorpion rescue"...
I think we should try it out once in our life, right?
And I want to see Shibayu doing it.
I have that kind of feeling, so...
I accept!
The fourth one is "scorpion rescue."
Let's go with this one.
[Bell rings]
Can you change the theme?
I can't do it.
An hour has passed, but can you change the theme?
I think I can change it for both of you.
[Laughter]
Well, one of you has chosen it, so...
One of you will have the theme, and one of you will have the conversation.
Okay, ta-da!
Mask!
It's easy to change without being chosen, right?
That's right, this person hasn't seen the mask yet, so...
I'd like to give him the mask for now.
Fifth one, start!
[Bell rings]
[Breathing heavily]
The theme has been chosen.
[Gulping]
I'm so happy!
Fifth one, let's start!
Ready, start!
One person has remained.
The theme is "mask."
I hope it's a good one.
Let's wait and see.
Oh!
It's you!
- Please come in. - Oh, hello!
- Oh my! - Oh, you don't know me!
Oh, I'm tired.
So, you took a bath for an hour?
- That's right. - Like this?
Look at my fingers.
[Laughing]
You're disgusting!
- Disgusting! - Disgusting!
- Dirty, dirty, dirty! - Disgusting!
Let's go clean up this huge mask.
- Okay. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you for your hard work.
So, it's him...
[Bell rings]
Oh, here it is, finally.
Um... Mask pattern bingo.
Somehow pick up a mask pattern, make a bingo table,
dig out a match, check the pattern you found, and aim for the bingo.
The rules are very easy to follow, aren't they?
Oh, here it is.
[Bell rings]
Oh, it's over! It's over!
I got one with the bet.
Making a mask with daikon and katsura and spending a day on it and it still won't be found out?
Well, it's realistic that it'll be found out.
The fifth time around...
It wasn't found out.
[Bell rings]
What a shame. What a shame indeed.
The sixth round will start now!
Ready...
Start!
It's started.
Hell must be in extreme condition, too.
[Bell rings]
Here it is!
Let's make a cool mask that no one has ever seen before and present it to each other!
In this, various masks have appeared and there are plenty of variations.
Now you are tired of simple masks, let's make a cool mask and suggest it to the members!
The most boring mask you can make is the mask that appeared in the video and let's wear it in a bots game!
Wow, this is a good idea!
Wow, this may be a good idea!
With this idea, I finally feel like "oh"!
Ah, here you go, here you go.
The yakisoba I was eating just now...
I'm hungry...
[Bell rings]
Oh!
I managed to finish it at this timing.
The sixth "hell story meeting" is...
Let's make a cool mask that no one has ever seen before and present it to each other!
It's "ninja"!
I think this is a good idea!
I think you can make things like "you're kidding, right?"
This is good, but...
Personally...
It was very painful to receive a bullet.
Even if you just tried it.
So now it's in a pretty extreme state.
I think you really want to be released.
Another theme he came up with is...
I'm really curious about what it is.
One of these themes is...
This one, which seems to be quite difficult...
There is a theme called "sigaken".
With this song, if you think about it for another 15 minutes...
If you think about "sigaken" in despair...
What kind of story will come out?
Let's experiment!
If you like it, we'll use it.
If you don't like it, we'll use the mask anyway.
It will be released in 15 minutes.
So, Iho-kun...
As if you haven't been adopted...
Please start the seventh song.
Roger that!
I hope you can enjoy a person's extreme state.
I hope you won't get angry later.
The next theme is "sigaken".
We'll start the seventh song!
We'll start!
Ready...
Start!
Huh? Huh? Huh? You're kidding me, right?
"Shiga Prefecture".
I haven't gone back home yet because of Jet Daisuke-san.
Even in my head, I only think of Jet-san.
Because if I'm called next time, I'll think that Jet- san has adopted me.
Huh? Really?
"Shiga Prefecture" is the fastest.
Even if you show a picture of a castle to Shiga Prefecture people, you can't give them more than one hint.
What kind of thin hint is this?
This is the kind of thing that ends in less than one minute even in Wednesday's "downtown".
Wow, at the end of this video, I want you to insert it.
Oh, it's here.
If you pick up Hiko-nyan's armband, you're just a cat, right?
Is "yurukera" really like that?
If you pick up a melon bear, you're just a bear, right?
Of course, adopting isn't something you can really do,
but there's something that comes to mind just by hearing the word.
I wanted to see this. It's wonderful.
Oh, it's ringing! It's ringing! It's ringing!
It's over.
What's there in Shiga Prefecture?
It's not even a topic.
It says you can't go back until you meet Jet Daisuke-san.
I want you to adopt it already.
Yes?
The topic has been adopted.
Of course it has!
Don't mess with me!
Ah, my back hurts!
Why is he angry and angry?
Ah, thank you for your hard work! Here you go!
Seriously, this is definitely the hardest one!
Wait, the screen...
You don't have to...
AAAAAAAAH!
This is definitely the hardest one!
Seriously, it was walking right up my ass!
I can see the way you're talking right now.
I was trying to break this thing.
Please sit down for once.
If I sit, my back will end and my standing will be...
Wait!
This thing will fly at me... It really hurts, seriously!
It hurts, right?
Please sit down for once, just once.
Why?
I'm not giving out "Sayo Sarune" right now.
We cleared it this time...
How do you think you cleared it?
A jet...
White...
Yes.
It's nostalgic.
It's a nostalgic video.
It was a few months ago.
Two months ago?
Yes, it's a very long video.
We ate a lot of food.
Yes.
Why do you think we switched now?
Oh, that's right.
What do you think was adopted?
We talked a lot.
We talked.
There were various things.
There was.
The video was up to here.
Why?
It was longer than expected.
The card was sold out at that timing.
Three...
It's longer than expected.
It's possible.
It's less than three times a year.
Why did you come now?
At the end of the video, we talked a lot and ended the video.
There was no such thing.
Even though we adopted it, we didn't know what TOSHIMITSU would do.
He played with us for no reason.
There were a few things that TOSHIMITSU could do.
Yes.
TOSHIMITSU released...
Yes, I was angry.
SIGA KENBIN and HIKONE JOE's photos...
We asked HIKONE JOE which was HIKONE JOE and asked him for a quiz.
We asked him which HIKONE JOE was.
We had something like that.
We said we wanted to watch this video for only 10 seconds.
We asked SIGA KENBIN for a quiz.
I felt like everyone was laughing.
We had something like that.
Yes, we wanted to include it in the ending.
We asked him for proof of that.
We went there.
I know.
We went to SIGA KENBIN and said...
Hey, KONPO.
There's something like that.
"It's funny," we said.
I said I'd ask you if you'd like me to put it in, and it disappeared.
It's not the airtime of the time, but...
A few of you went to Shiga Prefecture and introduced it as "Hikon-nechi Otone".
I'd like to end with the video I've been doing.
So, this time...
Yes, yes, yes.
We've made six videos.
If you could see it until you died, you'd be lucky.
No, it's true!
I'm not asking you to do it!
I'm not saying I'll give you money for your twenties, thirties and forties!
Maybe you're in your fifties.
No, that's right!
No, it's a farce!
It's a farce!
Because you...
You're wearing a mask!
Hey, hey, be honest with me!
I'm in my fifties, and I don't know what you're up to!
The mask may be a big help, but...
With some of you from Shiga Prefecture...
You'll earn a turn, right?
Yeah, I'll definitely earn a turn.
Yes.
So...
It's not something you can say in a hellish state of affairs!
No, it's true!
From now on, I'd like you to come up with interesting stories in a good environment, so...
Please look forward to it!
I'm out of here.
I'm sorry.
Goodbye!
What is this?
Well...
It's been more than a year.